Setting the Record Straight

Jijou Fantoche would have you believe that he’s “the happiest of all puppets”. If you knew the truth. The dark, ugly truth, you would not only not vote for this creep. You’d want to rip out his stuffing and burn it on hallowed ground. He’s that bad.

Canadian Puppets for Truth has been formed to counter pro-Jijou propaganda being spewed by the Fantouche campaign, and includes puppets who have worked closely with him over the past three decades. Though we come from different backgrounds and hold differing political opinions, we all agree on one thing – Jijou Fantoche is unfit to hold the position of president of the R330 Fun Club.

We regret the need to do this. As Puppet-Canadians, we would like nothing more than to see one of our own head up the R330 Fun Club, but unless your idea of fun is a vinegar enema, than please read on.

Over the next few days, you’ll hear from some of the Puppets who have known Jijou since he started in this business. Setting the record straight today is Daniel Stripped Tiger, one of the nicest puppets you’d ever want to meet.

"It’s no secret that I have combated low self-esteem and shyness most of my life. When I first met Jijou, he treated me kindly enough, but soon I realized that the sole purpose was to win my confidence so that he could repeatedly knock me down, seemly for nothing more than his own pleasure.

Shortly after Fred died, my phone rang, and when I picked up there was this horrible laugh. I knew it was him – the falsetto laugh was a dead give away, but I also have call display, so it’s not like he’s even that smart.

He hated Fred. He’s probably the only puppet in the world that did. Jijou Fantoche is a sadist."

Daniel Stripped Tiger