“One of the Most Humiliating Moments of My Life…”

I’m a dog of few words. None actually… but the thought of Jijou having a platform to spew his hate makes my stomach turn. When I first heard it, I almost couldn’t eat the pile of poop I came across in the park the other day, so I just had to speak up.

I’ve known Fantouche since ’74 when I met him backstage at a Jerry Lewis telethon. He was hacking a butt with Bob Hope, another colossal douche, when he spotted me sniffing around the craft services table. “Hey boy… who wants a cannoli?” Missing the jab of his "boy" comment, I happily trotted on over, and he smacked me with a newspaper. Hope laughed. Nobody else did. It was one of the most humiliating moments of my life.

Finnegan - Mister Dressup